1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

qfcbv
BattleChessGN18 wrote:
qfcbv wrote:

4979. You insult someone calling them violin when it's so clear that it's a viola

Other than the fact that both chessmen and the string family are physically composed of wood (usually), what exactly is the relevance between the two? o.O

king/queen

viola is clearly the queen

powerful but disrespected

violin is the king

lazy but famous

I_The_Noobiest_Pro

 lul

danielturtlepro

6913 (I think): When you lose you throw the chess set into a fire.

natureexplorer

4980. You try to move your king like queen because you think the king and queen have the same importance. (They kind of do in the real world)

natureexplorer

4981. You are good at bullet chess because you shoot your opponent of your opponent's pieces with an actual gun! (P.S. The former is illegal, the latter is also illegal. And why do you have a gun at a chess match?)

Roger436

4982. You play like me

SameerAchhab1
qfcbv wrote:
SameerAchhab1 wrote:
qfcbv wrote:

4981. You use grey pieces as black and brown pieces as white

what if the person is colorblind?

except colorblind xd

;-;

natureexplorer

4983. You start a fire on the chessboard. (Reference to the book "Fire On Board")

SameerAchhab1
natureexplorer wrote:

4983. You start a fire on the chessboard. (Reference to the book "Fire On Board")

Mocks*