1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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9833: chat gpt mates you

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Wait we made mistakes in counting

Post #8977 went back a hundred

Can somebody please check the rest of the posts and tell us what number we are actually on. That would be really appreaciated!

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no

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9834. you have a elo of -10000000000000

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9816 when you play rd2 you draw a robot(r2d2 from star wars)

like rook 2(to) d2

lets gooo #9000

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significantpeanut wrote:
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9816 when you play rd2 you draw a robot(r2d2 from star wars)

like rook 2(to) d2

lets gooo #9000

9835 you cekebrate getting the 9000th comment on a chess.com forum

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I wanna say some things about the reasons. 1,6, & 8 could be because of a mental illness, 2,3,5 & 10 are fine, why does the Boncloud exist then for 4, 7 is HOW THE GAME IS SET UP, & pawn promotions can be used strategically depending on the situation, like to avoid capture or a stalemate.

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9836: you think the objective of chess is to promote your piece

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9837: you resigned every time you were about to lose a match

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Yay

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9838: You think it’s supposed to be a draw by insufficient material if there’s only a rook
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9839: You don’t know what “material” means
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9840 you think the correct ones are better than mikhail tals sacs lol

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look. new rule. no more "you get fools mated" posts. there have been 100s of those.

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9841 you think anastasias mate is when princess anastasia gets on a ship

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9842. You had to board an airplane and it cuts your wifi

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^Ray I feel that.

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9843 Headbanging in front of your opponent to wip all you pieces

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9844 you think it is insuffitiant matirial when your opponment hes 50 queen

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This has been going on for 13 years😭😭😭