1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

vizIIsto

#724 When you ignore the order of play and start making moves which you can only make after making other moves first, a.k.a. overfocused future thinking.
Example: making a rule 657 when the next rule is actually rule 635.
Other example: Moving knight from f3 to d4 when you first still need to move your knight from g1 to f3.

AadarshIyengar
vizIIsto wrote:

634. After having seen YouTube video's of beautiful queen sacrifices: Hey, let's sacrifice my queen too! Without a plan.

Lol, I wanna be the very best that no one ever was

jitterbugflapping
What if you promote a black bishop?
jitterbugflapping
You don’t know the difference between chess and checkers
NeilBerm

725. Over half your games are played on the toilet

qfcbv
NeilBerm wrote:

637. Over half your games are played on the toilet

 

DaneKnoch
DaneKnoch wrote:

632. You have a youtube channel called the Backyard Professor

or whatever number this is

Bb8fan1

@vizllsto I went in order someone else didn’t

The_God_Guy
zmfwy wrote:

607. You play random moves on a 1 minute game hoping white would run out of time

You are white.

The_God_Guy

That was no. 635