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2826-4000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess

  • #1361

    3626. Saying "Jeffy, deel matmaachen bean au" too much while herding cats and playing chess.

     

  • #1362
    ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:

    3626. Saying "Jeffy, deel matmaachen bean au" too much while herding cats and playing chess.

     

     

    Filling your denim sleeve with meat before you take a CUT at the enemy CHESSMEN

  • #1363
    twighead wrote:
    ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:

    3626. Saying "Jeffy, deel matmaachen bean au" too much while herding cats and playing chess.

     

     

    Filling your denim sleeve with meat before you take a CUT at the enemy CHESSMEN

    How did that guy get so cool ? 

    He probably has a lot of sex.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    with himself after filling his sleeve with meat. lol

  • #1364

    2840. Break the king.

  • #1365

    3647. hit your face with your bum.

  • #1366

    3630. HIt your bum with your bum before becoming a bum; that would be a bummer.

  • #1367
    GladHoax wrote:

    2840. Break the king.

     Good verb to describe that action: breaking...

  • #1368

    3648. Interraction between a benign species of algae and a rookstacean produces a new chess piece! The Photocastle! The photocastle, if on white squares gains the ability to hinder all surrounding pieces movement to one square, by soaking up those mad rays! But if you put the photocastle on the black square it shifts the board into irreality causing for a conundrum de lundrom!! Who will believe you now that you've had your heart encased within a lion's brain after 67 rounds of photo-metamorphic chess?!?!?

    NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!!!!!!!

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  • #1369

    ???. try to form a picture with your pieces 

  • #1370
    linkjoin wrote:

    ???. try to form a picture with your pieces 

    3633. Try to foam a picture with your feces.

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