2826-4000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess

2826. Not sleeping at knight.

2827. Not awake at knight.

2828. Not sleeping at bishop.

2829. Not awake at bishop.

2830. Saying, "WTF?" too much while the game is going on.

2831. Saying, "WTF?" too much whenever CPD47 posts.

2832. Sleeping on your kidney beans too much while a game is in progress then finding out they're not beans, but your kidneys themselves.

2834. Making a troll topic about the worst things to do while playing chess.

Too hard to be board...

2837. Playing GM Buster McDuster and getting both busted and dusted off the chessboard.  Whatever.

2838. St. Patrick dressing up in a green Santa Claus suit and coming down your chimney three days before St. Patrick's Day.  He proceeds to tell you that since you've been too naughty and not nice enough that you will be receiving no green ham, no green corned beef, no green potatoes, nor eggs, for Christmas, nor the mean lean green queen you had been hoping to receive.

so this is the new forum?

Yo mama's so -- Wait, what, mom?!

i hate when people do this. im just gonna do it myself cuz i want to annoy all of you. greetings from hairy-gorilla land and t-rex land.

wutz 9+10? 21!

Well! I see that 2826-4000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess is off to a strange start - nothing new here folks! - go figure...

Heh-heh, yo momma was callin' youu!! 

This isn't the blackjack for cheaters post site. 2+3=21.

And I really, really hate it when people don't do this.  Without trolling and spam I could never make a decent sandwich; why I'd have to revert to Worcestershire sauce and kisses from a hairy gorilla - no, not on the lips - Hershey's Kisses, of course. No I'm not going to kiss any of you'uns.  You'uns 'll loin, you'uns 'll loin... Hershey's Kisses and Worcestershire Sauce sandwich with a slice of avocado. Pahdon me, but does anyone have any Grey Poupon?

2840. Wearing your best cowboy hat and arriving at the chess tournament and upon check-in announcing in your best Texas drawl, and with your deck of cards in hand, "Anyone wanna play a lil lowball?"

  "Don't come in here lowballin' the chess tournament, you 1%'er you..."