5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess
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794. You're intimidated by Mikhail Tal and resign on your first move.
bishop987 wrote:
451. you think the queen's gambit means that you have to sacrifice your queen
795. After much debate, you decide not to take this queen, for the reason that you know theres an opening out there called the Queens Gambit Declined that the grandmasters all play.
varelse1 wrote:
bishop987 wrote:
451. you think the queen's gambit means that you have to sacrifice your queen
795. After much debate, you decide not to take this queen, for the reason that you know theres an opening out there called the Queens Gambit Declined that the grandmasters all play.
796. Your opponents plays a "queen's gambit" and you lose.
797. You hear about countergambits and are delighted when you play another opponent who decides to sac his queen. Instead of taking this queen, you sac your own and let the opponents' escape.
798. After losing, you adopt the queen sac as your favourite opening, because it saves you from Fool's mate sometimes.
800. You play 3. Qc6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -exclamation marks are your personal annotations
(see above)
801. You are annoting a game and annotate it like this:
802. You create a number of topics whining about having to play black.
803. You are too lazy to have a profile picture.
804. You think 803 is relevant.:P
805. You ALWAYS set the challenge settings to white so you never have to play black.
806. You prefer to play black because you think moving second gives you a big advantage.
807. You say that black can only get a draw--never a win
808. You say that white can never lose or draw
809. You say that your opponent is cheating by castling queenside
810. You say you need to study the K + N vs. K endgame
811. You say you need to study the K + B vs. K endgame
812. You say you need to study the K + N + N vs. K endgame
813. You resign when you have 2 rooks and a queen because your opponent has a pawn that you don't think you can stop
814. You say this is one of your games you are proud of:
815. You think a fianchetto is a type of pizza
Chessor13 wrote:
When you do en passant and your opponent says,"You can't do that!"
My opponent, my cousins friend, a 17 year old, said that.
816. When playing OTB, you check the king, capture it on the next move and continue playing.
817. You sac your queen for his last pawn, to make a tower of pawns
818. After you put a queen on a square, you say that you've built a tower on c2.
819. After your opponent captures your queen, you try to collect rent from him.
821. Your queen steps out of bounds to stop the clock.
822. You are writing these odd signs thinking you know a lot.
