5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess

  • #2861

    3041 - Your seven year old neice hesitates to play you OTB because she fears boredom.

  • #2862

    3042: You think that the chess clock is a launcher.
    3043: You purposely lose on time so that you don't have to show how bad you are. 

  • #2863

    3044: You move your your pieces to I file when you're frustrated.

    3045: You resign before you play your first move because you know need to go to the bathroom.

  • #2864

    3046: You expect you opponent to resign.

  • #2865

    3047: you take the queen.

  • #2866

    #3048 when you play a move that you think is good then your oppent belittles you with his responce.

  • #2867
    ENcyndaquil-pikachu wrote:

    #3048 when you play a move that you think is good then your oppent belittles you with his responce.

    That's happened to me at tournaments...

  • #2868

    3049. To buy replacement chess pieces, you go to a pawn shop.

    3050. You don't believe there are enough stupid things possible in chess to fill 5,000 posts.

    3051. You play a whole game with a1 as a white square without even realizing it.

  • #2869

    3052. You lost a game playing black with a smothered mate. Your king on h8, her knight on f7. You ask for a replay. You play white. She mates you the same way, now with your king on h1 and her knight at f2.

  • #2870

    3053. First of all, stop cheating, your pawn can't capture like that. Second, just who do you think you're calling "an piss ant" here anyway? I tell you what. I'll claim win by disqualification and I suggest you learn how pawns move and learn what kind of an article goes before a word that begins with a consonant. 

  • #2871

    People who don't play chess "properly" are bastards at beating you...!

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