701. You try moving your king on your first move
702. You try moving your queen on your first move
703. You try moving your bishop on your first move
704. You try moving your rook on your first move
705. You say the only piece that you can't move on your first move is your knight
706. You say your c-pawn has the power to see anything on the board
707. This is the solution to your "tactics" puzzle:
5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess
708. You think you are a GM when you reach a rating of 800
709. You think you are an IM when you reach a rating of 900
710. You think you are an NM when you reach a rating of 950
711. You call yourself an FM when you reach a rating of 600
712. You have a chess clock set for 5 minutes, and you say, "It isn't 5:00!"
714. You don't know enough about chess to reach the position above
LOL Grandmaster3141! What I want to know is how you got the computer to make those kinds of moves.
Open up the game inserter and insert the PGN file.
718. you resign by knocking down your queen.
719. you think that you can attach peices to your knight to make them "ride the horsey."
720. you think that rooks can promote.
721.With a saitek clock you are scared when the little thing pops up and you always are pressing it to make sure it doesnt pop up and scare you
722. you think that G30 time contrlols is when the whole game takes 30 minutes so you get your timer and wait 29 minutes and 59 secconds and hit the clock then you say that you won on time
LOL Grandmaster3141! What I want to know is how you got the computer to make those kinds of moves.
Open up the game inserter and insert the PGN file.
doesn't work
723. You think that pawns can also promote into kings.
724. You think that a king can be taken
725. You always fall for the two move checkmate
726. You think that pawns can promote anywhere
727. You think queens can castle
728. You think you're the best player in the world when you lose all your games
729. You think you can take away your king, hug him and say he is protected
723. You think that pawns can also promote into kings.
724. You think that a king can be taken
725. You always fall for the two move checkmate
726. You think that pawns can promote anywhere
727. You think queens can castle
723 was already said multiple times!
LOL Grandmaster3141! What I want to know is how you got the computer to make those kinds of moves.
Open up the game inserter and insert the PGN file.
doesn't work
Open up the game inserter and when it asks you what kind of chess related thing you want to make, click on "Game or Sequence of Moves" and click on the last option (The PGN File). Then, insert your moves and it should work.
700. You set the pieces up like this and still lose:
White has a mate in 3. Is that supposed to be the joke?
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