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next time tell him not to swallow the saltshaker!
should I post another one?
and CalamityChristie what does internationa mean?
maybe it's because the salt was checkmated by pepper and ketchup!...LOL
I knew Americans were insular but wow!
for me ... "international" means "no racism please".
i'll change to international after this ;)
that joke is very old
I used to do the same on my kitchen floor. Drove my parents crazy by the way...
A joke would be if a guy that just won a Checkers Championship challenge you to Checkers game and you beat him and you play a Chess game and he beats you worse than you beat him in Checkers.
I'll check that!
Don't get it.
I once saw a guy playing chess with a dog. 'Wow, that's amazing. What a clever dog', I said.
'Not really', said the guy, 'I'm up 4-2'
wow, that reaaly is a bad chess joke!
Haha found this one on a website a few weeks back
A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him! "What's it like, where you are now," he asked. "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news." "Tell me the good news first." "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them." "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?" "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
pretty good Tjornan !
I don't get it. Bad joke.
It means he's gonna die on Saturday and live on heaven and play against Capabalanca.
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