Best excuse for losing
I'm in school so when we change classes I have to forfeit
an ant was crawling on my screen
That is more plausible than his tbh 😜
i jusrt suck
The opponent didn’t fall for the bait on my scholar’s mate
My brother flicked my ear and i ran after him to beat him up
my cat peed on me and ran on my mouse so i lost
all above are better than "I was drunk"
Tsunami
My opponent was more skilled and that's not my fault. 
"I'm just in a bad condition today"
Guys I'm being real here not trying to be funny
The checkmate was a fake. I think it’s pretty clear that I won very substantially. And everyone knows that. I have 25-30,000 followers and the competition would get less than 100 people. And it never made sense. I mean, you know, and I didn’t lose. I couldn't possible lost. Experts said there’s no way, that they’ve done many polls prior to the game, that there was no way that I lost. The moves that came to the server after 8pm should not be count. I lost only because Dominion machines were malfunctioning. We have proofs that dead people made some moves. The people of the country are angry. And there’s nothing wrong with saying that, you know, that the result of the game should be adjusted.
The checkmate was a fake. I think it’s pretty clear that I won very substantially. And everyone knows that. I have 25-30,000 followers and the competition would get less than 100 people. And it never made sense. I mean, you know, and I didn’t lose. I couldn't possible lost. Experts said there’s no way, that they’ve done many polls prior to the game, that there was no way that I lost. The moves that came to the server after 8pm should not be count. I lost only because Dominion machines were malfunctioning. We have proofs that dead people made some moves. The people of the country are angry. And there’s nothing wrong with saying that, you know, that the result of the game should be adjusted.
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I'm multi tasking when playing. Carrying my phone and go to grocery shop and end up blundering my pieces
There's a member of my club that says that. Every time he blunders a piece or loses to a lower-rated player, he's like oh, "I'm cooking right now," or "I was driving while playing." 😂
Lol btw been following this thread since it started, and it's amazing.
Time to bump the thread.
I got this gloated msg after I got beat today. Epic reply tho 🤣.
Hilarious🍺🍷🍸🍾🥂