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I think this wouldn't work :O just because it's blacks move and Kxf7 wins??
JJJ363 wrote:
I think this wouldn't work :O just because it's blacks move and Kxf7 wins??
You can't take the king.
Sicilian Gran-Prix Attack:
Vrooom
The Damiano Defence wins.
the devils (Damiano) defence i must say i love when black seeks to support his e5 pawn by f7f6 as white i feel its my birthday
Best Opening to Prevent Being Checkmated:
The Jedi Knight Attack: Force Throw Variation:
did you miss the move 4. Kg7#!!?
ajttja wrote:
did you miss the move 4. Kg7#!!?
Doesn't work:
@ Tal-fan 1 : yes, Shaun, I like it too, when black is playing e4 e5 / Nf3 f6 and I always immediately play Ne5:, mostly followed by fe5: and my Qh5+, but out of say a dozen times last years, there are a few black-players, who know how to react an they give me a bad position in the opening !
The Trojan Attack
Romy ger whites biggest question has to be whether to trade queens or allow black to pick up e4 pawn with tempo and g2 pawn i tend to allow black the check on e4 and give up g2 pawn as queeen chomps up his kingside piecesps after qxg2 by black i play rook f1
I thought this was the Trojan Attack:
Thanks People, that was hilarious!!! 
how...?
AlxMaster wrote:
I thought this was the Trojan Attack:
That was awesome. I literally snickered out loud.
Why not the duel opening.
