Bullet chess haiku

bullet chess...such pain

lost on time, opponent runs

play again coward!

Sort duration games

Make it too easy to play

Again and again.

ooh, i like that one.

"Did he drop a piece?"

(My opponent smugly asks)

"No! It's sacrifice!"

Clock ticking softly

A quiet rook move

Victory in sight

Pieces to best squares

Now controlling the center

Sixty seconds wins

Your pawn to c5?

Okay, my Knight to c3

Time to close down shop

Where did the pawn go

I thought I saw him before

Oh snap, it's a trap!

Squeaked one out on time

Used bullet, but not for crime

They run and decline

i like this one a lot

Hours go to waste

staring blankly at the screen

life spent on bullet

Respect and kudos

Is not what I am known for

"Haha you got pwned!"

i really like these lines

I will use them for all time

The're pretty funny

lol, brilliant

LOL 1random

amazing, best one by far

Here's mine:

Open bullet seek,

opponent is a GM,

I got mated fast.

Bullet: One narrow

And harrowing victory

And now I retire