chess related jokes

  • #121
    ks68cowboy wrote:

    Horrible joke to be told at Christmas time:

    A chess tourname was being held in a hotel.  Afterwards several of the players were gathered at the entrance to the hotel enjoying a cool breeze through the open doors.  All were discussing wins and how a particular fork or gambit turned the game in their favor.  They continually got louder and louder until finally the hotel manager came out yelling at them all to LEAVE,  GET OUT!.  Upon returning to the desk an employee asked the manager why he treated the players so rudely.  The manager replied, "If there is anything I can't stand it is chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

    Tongue Out

  • #122
     
    The game was originally posted in this thread.
  • #123

    SealedSealedSealedSealed

  • #124
    Franken_Berry wrote:

    Borg Queen's are the lame jokes I expected.

    Mr. SquareDealer thanks for a good entry.

    I like Borg Queen's jokes !!

  • #125
    Griffalo wrote:
    Franken_Berry wrote:

    Borg Queen's are the lame jokes I expected.

    Mr. SquareDealer thanks for a good entry.

    I like Borg Queen's jokes !!

    What are those?

  • #126
    macer75 wrote:
    Griffalo wrote:
    Franken_Berry wrote:

    Borg Queen's are the lame jokes I expected.

    Mr. SquareDealer thanks for a good entry.

    I like Borg Queen's jokes !!

    What are those?

    at the beginning of the thread, someone with a username of borgqueen posted some good jokes.

  • #127

    I dont get it macer, sorry ?

  • #128

    kornkid, read the letters...

  • #129

    It's just a juvenile "joke" where the resulting position appears to spell out a dirty word.  You're not missing anything clever.

  • #130

    I think it got a previous thread locked, too.

  • #131
    falcogrine wrote:

    I think it got a previous thread locked, too.

    The thread was locked because someone spelled the word out in a comment below. If they didn't, the chess.com staff wouldn't get it.

  • #132

    it does take a while to see, but kinda obvious in retrospect

  • #133
    Aletool wrote:

    I’ve created a chess program that mimics human play” said the computer science major.

    We have that on chess.com already. It's called computer 1-easy.

  • #134
    macer75 wrote:
    Aletool wrote:

    I’ve created a chess program that mimics human play” said the computer science major.

    We have that on chess.com already. It's called computer 1-easy.

    what??? no, humans mimic it

  • #135
    falcogrine wrote:
    macer75 wrote:
    Aletool wrote:

    I’ve created a chess program that mimics human play” said the computer science major.

    We have that on chess.com already. It's called computer 1-easy.

    what??? no, humans mimic it

    I guess that's why so many players have to play on until they are checkmated when they're already down 20 points in material!

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