Chuck Norris vs Magnus Carlsen

  • #81

    I once saw a chess player attempt to mate Chuck Norris with a bishop. Instead of moving the piece to the square when the player reached for it, he promptly began to bow and pray for foregiveness, for even considering going to do it and the bishop became animate and kicked the guy in the ass. It then bowed in a salute to Chuck. Mr Norris won on time that game...

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  • #83

    When Magnus Carlsen cheats, he refers to Houdini.

    When Houdini cheats, it refers to Chuck Norris!

  • #84
    varelse1 wrote:

    When Magnus Carlsen cheats, he refers to Houdini.

    When Houdini cheats, it refers to Chuck Norris!

    Everyone swears Carlsen picks his moves with Rybka and Anand Houdini. I heard a rumor before this WCC started that Deep Rybka 4 64 bit had beaten Houdini 3.0 64 bit in a match...perhaps that wasn't a rumor ? Surprised

  • #85
    varelse1 wrote:

    When Magnus Carlsen cheats, he refers to Houdini.

    When Houdini cheats, it refers to Chuck Norris!

    Well said.

  • #86

    When Chuck Norris cheats, he consults Christie Brinkley...

  • #87
  • #88
    varelse1 wrote:

    When Magnus Carlsen cheats, he refers to Houdini.

    When Houdini cheats, it refers to Chuck Norris!

    When Chuck Norris cheats, he refers to Sebleb.

    When Chuck Norris wanst to learn how to troll, he consults Macer75.

  • #89
    macer75 wrote:
    varelse1 wrote:

    When Magnus Carlsen cheats, he refers to Houdini.

    When Houdini cheats, it refers to Chuck Norris!

    When Chuck Norris cheats, he refers to Sebleb.

    When Chuck Norris wanst to learn how to troll, he consults Macer75.

    Chuck Norris feeds trolls a steady diet of roundhouse kicks.

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  • #91
    Chessgrandmaster2001 wrote:
     


    Calson

  • #92

    Chuck Norris is the greatest ever! Carlson wouldn't stand a chance! This is no joke. LONG LIVE CHUCK

  • #93

    LOL Chuck Norris...

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