Picture Caption Contest #5
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MapleDanish
Jun 21, 2008
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#41
"Now where'd I put my glasses?"
#1.Fischer - Live chess is more fun. You there, Queen's knight, hop on one foot and spin in a circle.
#2.Fischer - I think it will work out if you can find a country where we both are banned.
#3.Fischer - Spass baby, pull my finger.
*pulling out his invisible gun
Checkmate, buddy.
Fischer: Those are not the pawns you're looking for.
Spassky: You know Fischer... The thing about using Jedi mind tricks is, you actually have to be a Jedi.
Fischer: I am here to announce the sale of my new chess book. It is both substantial and full of insights.
Spassky: Hey! It's just a child's drawing of a dead Russian and 200blank pages.
1) Hey! What' that over there?!...Checkmate!
2) A Whoopie cushion? Really? Not cool man, not cool.
3) Whoever sat in this seat last left it all hot.
1. Fischer - "you remember that hellhole country we played in last time. i'm glad i don't have to ever step foot in that dump again."
2. Bobby Fischer - The Fat Elvis years
3. Fischer - "last 20 years... oh, you know... a couple of sidejobs... here and there... mostly just following the Dead. I've got this sweet bootleg from a Dead show in Toronto i could loan you. it will blow your mind, dude. hey... umm... are you going to finish that hot dog?"
Bobby- "listen Erik, if you beat me i will give you my secret plans for a chess website like never before."
Erik- "deal"
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Bobby- "Erik the pawn can only move two squars on the first move! we have gone over this a million times already."
Erik- "i thought it was the queen that could only move two squars on the first move, gosh this really is a hard game."
Bobby- "sigh..."
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Bobby- "what the heck is a caption contest and why should i... 2 bucks you say?, hows this"
When I was young, aggressive and strong, Tal told me:" Bobby! Coo!..Coo!.."
What he mean, Riga's bastard?!
I am the next greatest Chess Champion, forever!..
Doctor told me to get fit!
I hired the fitness trainer, who training for me, when I am thinking about my fathers.
"No, no, no, it was the two guys from ABBA who invented Chess, not the ARABS"
"...and I said to him 'i want TWO passports, not just the one'"
"There was sooo much electricity between us, we almost had to use Fleming's Left Hand Rule to determine the moves. "
""There was sooo much electricity between us, we almost had to use Fleming's Left Hand Rule. ""
Every physics student should be cheering that one on!
Jun 23, 2008
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#52
Sorry, again, how many teleporting moves do we have in this tourney? 3?
Hey, have you paid the suscription fee yet? I think I forgot...
Yeah, you're right, playing with the Horses is too damn difficult, let's put them away..
Did you say Death and Taxes?
Smell my fingers.
fischer---ok, spassky we are going to do it in th way i do the loser will shoot himself with a handgun and the winner is going to eat three hamburgers one sandwhich and 1 pizza and guess what
i am not accepting draws
1. I'll spot you 2 moves and still send you home crying. I'm Bobby friggin' Fischer!
2. Don't you ever clip your nosehairs?
3. No, that one--the jelly-filled. Yeah, two of those.
1.Fisher: "I just got Black man i hate the United States"
2.Fisher " Arent you the person i annialated in the World open?"
3.Fisher"Wheres my drink at im the world champion give me some food!"
"Which side goes first again?"
"It's like warm apple pie..."
