Signs That You're A Really Good Chess Player

AndyClifton
alejandro95 wrote:
AndyClifton wrote:

You find this thread really really dumb.


 if u were right i would be the greatest player of them all!


Oh, I think I can give you a pretty serious challenge... Smile

AndyClifton

You either find it dumb, or...oh wait, there is no "or."

alejandro95
chrisr2212 wrote:
alejandro95 wrote:
AndyClifton wrote:

You find this thread really really dumb.


 if u were right i would be the greatest player of them all!


you either find it dumb or you don't


 i find it dumb as i stated before <.<

Crazychessplaya

When asked about the color of a chessboard square, you know the answer immediately.

Davo97

when you find an arrogant self obsessed snob giving someone a lecture about chess, you swiftly jump in and correct his miss givings and provide proof when he inevitably retaliates, hence making him look like a twat.

jpd303

fischer called you from the hospital before he died just to see if you've changed you mind about the time when you called his play in 1971-1972 "weak, uninspired and amateurish"

nameno1had

You only play 3D chess because you have already solved standard chess...

corpsporc

You can't find any legal moves in the initial position. Am I doing it right?

jpd303

youre the real reason morphy (or fischer/kasparov) reired..

Botvinik once wrote in his journal of your play "this is the paragon of iron logic" and "i can only aspire to play like this"

rybka "called in sick" when you were scheduled to play it

you have TNs in Bc4 scillian lines that would make fischer stop playing them

youre the reason chuck norris went into martial arts and not chess..

vassily ivanchuck use to be sane..until you blew his mind with theory!

ronald reagan was referring to your berlin variation of the ruy lopez in his famous "Mr.Gorbachev tear down this wall" speech

your score sheets have all your opponents listed as NN

tournament directors hand you trophies when you register for events

NoorShah

If you beat meTongue out

nameno1had

Bruce Lee decided he didn't want to fight you, after watching you play chess...

PHI33

. . . when playing a girl you mate her within ten moves. Wink

Zalmeth
EminenceGrise wrote:

. . . when playing a girl you mate her within ten moves.


LOLZ

TonyH

You win your first game then retire undefeated...

helltank

When Petrosian gets so frustrated with playing you he goes on a reckless attack and gets slaughtered.

AndyClifton
DoveOfLove wrote:
Cainite wrote:

You've drawn a game against Petrosian >:)


more like win a game against him... he was known as very slow and defensive so draws were common in his games


lol...a tidbit I'm sure the GM was glad you were able to share with him. Wink

beardogjones

You are so good that they make you play blind folded and without telling you

the opponent's moves....

Zalmeth

You're so good that in tournaments your handicap is starting without a king.

nameno1had

People see your name on next to their's on the slate and they go ahead and withdraw

mateologist

Well i have Destroyed all the Russian Grandmasters and beat Magnus Carlson like he was a mere Child ! Heck, once i announced mate in 10 and checkmated Myself ! Cool