Signs you're a bad chess player

milijones111

i m very bad chess player but i want to learn :(

 

can anyone please teach me how to master this game ?

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Elroch

(yet another addition to the list)

... when most of your enjoyment comes from insulting players after you lose.

theunderground702

You resign if your opponent opens with Na3

MoonlessNight

Several of your games are included in the book "how not to play chess"

 

Ben_Dubuque

you comment on thi... oh sorry wrong thread

jtt96
nate23 wrote:

Several of your games are included in the book "how not to play chess"

 


 +1!

Kolob68

Your opponent plays the Evans Gambit and you answer with "I'm all in!"

AnthonyCG

NN is your second.

Elroch

Worse, NN is your role model.

Efim_Bogoljubov

U r a bad chess player if u play 1f3,e5 2g4 and ur opponent says that it's over and u answer "What the hell r ya sayin? we've just starting "

posporov051560

You are a bad chess player if you ask your opponent to teach you how to write the chess notations during a tournament game. Wink

xqsme

Bad chess players fail to operate en passent properly in 3D Chess.

pauix
xqsme wrote:

Bad chess players fail to operate en passent properly in 3D Chess.


"It must be humbling to suck on so many levels". - Sheldon Cooper. Laughing

Elroch

You're human. [Let's face it, none of us good players in the truest sense]

ploboo

The TD asks for your chair before the game starts explaining that someone needs to change a light bulb. When you start to question why he says you'll be finished before the light bulb is changed.

chessdude46

When you think you made a good move you yell "Yahtzee!"

theunderground702

Another sign you're bad chess player is if you can't spell "in passaunt'.

chessdude46

The only chance you get to beat your opponent is wearing a ridiculous hat and hoping it distracts them.

AnthonyCG

You often sacrifice your queen by accident.

AnthonyCG

You often sacrifice your king by accident.