Signs you're a bad chess player

  • #161

    i m very bad chess player but i want to learn :(

     

    can anyone please teach me how to master this game ?

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  • #162

    (yet another addition to the list)

    ... when most of your enjoyment comes from insulting players after you lose.

  • #163

    You resign if your opponent opens with Na3

  • #164

    Several of your games are included in the book "how not to play chess"

     

  • #165

    you comment on thi... oh sorry wrong thread

  • #166
    nate23 wrote:

    Several of your games are included in the book "how not to play chess"

     


     +1!

  • #167

    Your opponent plays the Evans Gambit and you answer with "I'm all in!"

  • #168

    NN is your second.

  • #169

    Worse, NN is your role model.

  • #170

    U r a bad chess player if u play 1f3,e5 2g4 and ur opponent says that it's over and u answer "What the hell r ya sayin? we've just starting "

  • #171

    You are a bad chess player if you ask your opponent to teach you how to write the chess notations during a tournament game. Wink

  • #172

    Bad chess players fail to operate en passent properly in 3D Chess.

  • #173
    xqsme wrote:

    Bad chess players fail to operate en passent properly in 3D Chess.


    "It must be humbling to suck on so many levels". - Sheldon Cooper. Laughing

  • #174

    You're human. [Let's face it, none of us good players in the truest sense]

  • #175

    The TD asks for your chair before the game starts explaining that someone needs to change a light bulb. When you start to question why he says you'll be finished before the light bulb is changed.

  • #176

    When you think you made a good move you yell "Yahtzee!"

  • #177

    Another sign you're bad chess player is if you can't spell "in passaunt'.

  • #178

    The only chance you get to beat your opponent is wearing a ridiculous hat and hoping it distracts them.

  • #179

    You often sacrifice your queen by accident.

  • #180

    You often sacrifice your king by accident.

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