Signs you're a bad chess player

How is 2.Nc3 not natural? It protects the pawn which is being attacked and develops a piece at the same time. How is that not natural? Perhaps you mean to say that it isn't what you wanted to see when you played 1...Nf6? And now you will arrogantly condemn it as a bad move because of this? Then there would be some logic in your statements.

Players 1000 points higher than you religiously meet 1...Nf6 with 2.Nc3. There's nothing weak about it and probably the most common move you'll see below 2000. If anything 2.Nc3 is quite the psychological play seeing as you force Black into playing a king's pawn opening that they may already know or push Black into making some move that makes his job much harder than it should be. Like it or not you need to respect that move and bone up on your four knights and Vienna game.

I play e5 only to gain a huge center so i can use it latter, however no one plays the alekhine as black but me

I play e5 only to gain a huge center so i can use it latter, however no one plays the alekhine as black but me

1) The USCF sends you a generous check, requesting you sign up to be a life-long non-member.

2) Your flag refuses to move out of the fallen position before the game.

3) Your digital clock gets stuck in time delay.  When you try to fix it, words flash on the screen: "Trust me, I'm doing you a favor."

4) You bring rocks and cement to every tournament, because you play the Stonewall.

5) Your opponent offers to play the game with only his king, and he beats you.

6) The tournament director has made a sign which he puts next to your board, saying "Sorry, that move is illegal."  He points to it every time you put your hand on a piece.

7) As white, you move your bishop from b7 to a8.  You then take your opponent's knight off the board, claiming you took it "en passant."

8) You always promote your pawn to whatever piece started the game on that square.

9) You get repeatedly crushed by Cassie and Pete on Chessmaster.

10) Opponents have stopped playing you because you insist on sliding your knights to their new squares during the game, bulldozing any hapless pieces that get in their way!

Several of your games are included in the book "how not to play chess"