Have my shillelagh !
No, I want an Axe!
for gooey chop suey
Then he found a time machine...
engine ticking over...
so he jumped on board...
To visit at froghollows ' mothers place for a blitz game with him
He lost (horribly)
So tried a new dimension.. 3d
Against Spock, the undisputed expert at 3 dimensional chess
As always, the intra passent rule gave problems, and..
They fell through a wormhole
Which was part of a claptrap
So they rang for a pizza to be delivered
and banned Internet Explorer!
Google started to laugh maniacally
And Microsoft sobbed uncontrollably.
Whilst apple started to plan, little did they know