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What People Do When They Win

  • #1
    1. They scream "Checkmate!!!!!" when they checkmate you so loud, that the military airplane that is just passing by thinks there is a terrorist attack and blow up the whole place...
    2. They are so excited when they see the brilliant mate in 13 that when they pick up the piece to start the combination they drop it on their fingers which makes them scream in pain, turning the board over and causing chaos in the building so that the TD withdrawes them from the tournament
  • #2

    eat a lot

  • #3

    They scream "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS NOT EVEN TRYING YOU NOOB!!!!" Then the police arrest him for interrupting Trump's meetings.

  • #4

    when they win, they insult you andanalyze the game. when they lose, they insult you and start another game. preferably, they set up an engine and rematch you. that' s one of the reasons i rarely accept rematch.

  • #5

    Well keep playing,  you will win a game soon.  Then you will know what "THEY" do.

  • #6

    jump on my bed....hihihi

  • #7

    I try to not look surprised.

  • #8
    It feels like no one has posted on this for 7 years
  • #9
    try not to cry
  • #10

    I'm amazed at how randomly moving my pieces to stupid places actually won me a game once.

  • #11

    MY CHAT TO MY OPPONENT WHEN I:

    Win~ lol get rekt gg no re ez

    Lose~ (6-10 sentences of trash talking)

  • #12

    Scream : "MOM LOOK IM A CHESS MASTER NOW I FULFILLED YOUR DREAM NOW CAN I PLAY ON MY XBOX"

  • #13

    /\

    Smokin the good stuff I see.

  • #14

    My fist go pumping in the air yeah..

  • #15

    take out their eyes

  • #16

    Light a cigar, cause it's what James Bond did in '63. 

  • #17

    Best 3: No one cares

  • #18

    they say magnus plays like a person playing suicide chess next to them 

  • #19

    post 25 gets a trophy

  • #20

    They throw rocks at you until you get a concussion. Then they think you have a headache.

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