Quail.
Has anyone seen Santa?I don't think he's turning up!!
He's here, I'm holding him hostage!
Who is the bearded dude in the bedroom with my wife then?
ha ha ha ha
I'll return him to the North Pole for a lifetime membership to Chess.com!! No questions asked!
Only 364 days to go till next christmas!(Or is it a leap year?!)
Quail.