hehe, that made me laugh
why you should not play the Sicilian
Sort:
2 ... Kxd8 "forced" lol
I tried something like this once at my chess club but it was during the endgame when my bishop had gotten trapped. Unfortunately, my opponent required me to follow the standard chess rules and, consequently, I lost the game.
More e4 lines
One week later...
Black K: Hey! Where's the White king?!
White Q: He's out of town running some errands.
Black K: Phew. At last, I finally get a break. That nutcase has been doing... um.. you know... all week long.
White Q: I know what you mean. I have no idea why I married him in the first place.
Black K: Yeah... ok. We battle tomorrow.
The next day:
Black K: Good morning everyone. It's a wonderful day! If only we didn't have to battle that crazy White King. You know what I mean?
The next day:
Black K: Good morning everyone. It's a wonderful day! If only we didn't have to battle that crazy White King. You know what I mean?
Black K: Um... hello?
Black K: Queenie?
Black K: Are you there????
Black K: Hahahahaah... nice joke... very funny... hahaha.. heheheh.. um... ha?!
Black K: Are you there????
Black K: Hahahahaah... nice joke... very funny... hahaha.. heheheh.. um... ha?!
Is anybody there???
Black K: Guys?!
*Black King turns on light*
Black K: Guys?!
*Black King turns on light*
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Sicilian is a well known opening. However, it is a fatal blunder for black from move 1. Why you ask? Because of a fatal opening trap set by White.