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Worst Excuses for Losing

  • #2241

    I was too busy looking at memes of donald tump

  • #2242

    "An attempt is being made to control my mind." - Boris Spassky

    (vs Bobby Fischer 1972)

  • #2243
    PlayerName01 wrote:

    I performed a ritual sacrifice on all of my pieces so Satan would make me win, but he made me lose he is a bad Satan.

    I played against a born again christian who thought I was a bad Satan. Between moves, I had to listen to a diatribe about not really being bad but just being unforgiven. It got so bad after a while that I had to resign to get away. It was then that I realized who the real bad Satan was.

  • #2244
    eddiew13 wrote:

    I was too busy looking at memes of donald tump

    I lost because my opponent beat me up after I said that Donald Trump has so far done a good job as president.

  • #2245
    the roof just suffocated me.

    tee hee

    xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • #2246

    i lost because i used stockfish 8, while you used stockfish 9

  • #2247

    I lost because I played a friend from Russia online, but Putin came in through my computer ports and told me to resign so I could kill trump.  So I did.  The problem is, when he left, he took my Magnum!

  • #2248

    Winning a chess game is copyrighted by Starbucks, so it's illegal for me to win unless I pay $15,000 beforehand for EACH time I win. And I can't afford to win even once, so I always lose.

  • #2249

    Mai mummy and daddy sez dat loozingg iz winningg

  • #2250
    stewardjandstewardj wrote:

    Winning a chess game is copyrighted by Starbucks, so it's illegal for me to win unless I pay $15,000 beforehand for EACH time I win. And I can't afford to win even once, so I always lose.

    Don‘t be liying of making me laugh! That is not true! Sorry that is not an excuse (what I just said).

  • #2251
    StanShue wrote:
    stewardjandstewardj wrote:

    Winning a chess game is copyrighted by Starbucks, so it's illegal for me to win unless I pay $15,000 beforehand for EACH time I win. And I can't afford to win even once, so I always lose.

    Don‘t be liying of making me laugh! That is not true! Sorry that is not an excuse (what I just said).

    Who ever said?

  • #2252

    please leave out any politics

  • #2253

    ok

    I lost because I left in politics

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