Worst Excuses for Losing

i made my queen move to a position where i could be taken two times and then the guy just rage quit when his queen was taken. I guess that was his wife.

LOL just used this one day: I was playing while on the elliptical rider, but the workout was too hard so I was distracted and lost.  Yeah, that's it!  

i was playing the chess game as the dice version where depending on what number it lands on thats the piece u move and i f u can then reroll 

I've heard that some players call knights the "elliptical rider" and try to do a knight's tour or as they say in France a tour de knight rider as a kind of workout and wear yellow jackets and such, but whenever I tried it I just had an epileptical rider fit. Anyway, I can see how it could throw your game off. ;>}

Wasn't playing this game, not sure how the pieces moved by them selves?

I lost because I was bribed to lose

lol

I lost because I had to lose.

I lost because the other person was bribed to win.

seems legit

and i was bribed to spectate it

 Was bribed to do a report  on it.

i was bribed to bribe the TD so he can bribe me to lose

https://www.chess.com/blog/ChessAuthor/bad-coffee-a-chess-tournament-story

worst part of all the brib price was only 50 cents 

.50 cents

i mean $00.00.50

lol

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