Your funniest lie :)

  • #61

    When in Alaska, it's fun to walk on thin ice.

  • #62

    Emulating the end of "Thelma & Louise" is safe and the way to go.

  • #63

    I win all my games like this:

     

  • #64

  • #65

    Good game.

  • #66

    Do you think people don't know what Mensa is?

  • #67
    christians don't know what mensa is cuz education kills religion.
  • #68
    ilikeflags wrote:
    christians don't know what mensa is cuz education kills religion.

    Hilarious!Laughing

  • #69
    my m-16 is a bible.
  • #70

    "The meaning of life is chess".  A quote from Erik.

  • #71

    I thought it was 42.

  • #72

    You can't get pregnant, it's Tuesday.

  • #73

    I thought today was Friday.

     

    Let me guess, you knew someone who got pregnant on a Tuesday?

  • #74
    corrijean wrote:

    I thought today was Friday.

     

    Let me guess, you knew someone who got pregnant on a Tuesday?


     Hehe Smile

  • #75
    omertatao wrote:

    blitz chess between chess enthusiasts is equivalent to the s.a.t. or a real iq test, and means ten times more than either of those things (again, reality, blitz chess is a video game if it's being played by chess enthusiasts, only very strong professionals can play something that comes near to real actual chess in such short time controls, don't kid yourselves.)


    Ooh, a funny lie with footnotes! (God, this is heaven!).

  • #76

    This is my favorite thread--ever!

  • #77
    my bible is an m-16
  • #78
    oh i totally get it
  • #79
    corrijean wrote:

    I thought today was Friday.


    http://youtu.be/Q9m48YNRcmg?t=1m7s

  • #80

    So you don't!

    Oh please, I can't stop laughing...

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