When in Alaska, it's fun to walk on thin ice.
Emulating the end of "Thelma & Louise" is safe and the way to go.
I win all my games like this:
Do you think people don't know what Mensa is?
"The meaning of life is chess". A quote from Erik.
I thought it was 42.
You can't get pregnant, it's Tuesday.
I thought today was Friday.
Let me guess, you knew someone who got pregnant on a Tuesday?
blitz chess between chess enthusiasts is equivalent to the s.a.t. or a real iq test, and means ten times more than either of those things (again, reality, blitz chess is a video game if it's being played by chess enthusiasts, only very strong professionals can play something that comes near to real actual chess in such short time controls, don't kid yourselves.)
Ooh, a funny lie with footnotes! (God, this is heaven!).
This is my favorite thread--ever!
So you don't!
Oh please, I can't stop laughing...