Your funniest lie :)

Yosriv

Tell us a funny lie about chess and/or chess players! Smile

I begin:

          I can beat Kasparov after opening   a game against him with a4 and h4

corpsporc

The previous post (presumably by a chess player) was the most hilarious thing I have read!

Yosriv
corpsporc wrote:

The previous post (presumably by a chess player) was the most hilarious thing I have read!


Smile What do you think of this one? (Come on guys, I don't wanna flood this topic alone lol)

I can play Kasparov, Karpov, Anand and Carlsen blindfolded and make them resign in 10 moves

Yosriv
chubbychocobo wrote:

my contribution: "u guys are so funny."


Oh really? Smile

TheMouse2

my funniest lie:

yosriv is funny

browni3141

I don't lie.

asmaaa
Yosriv wrote:
corpsporc wrote:

The previous post (presumably by a chess player) was the most hilarious thing I have read!


What do you think of this one? (Come on guys, I don't wanna flood this topic alone lol)

I can play Kasparov, Karpov, Anand and Carlsen blindfolded and make them resign in 10 moves


Play against them at the same time ?? :))

Yosriv
asmaaa wrote:

Play against them at the same time ?? :))


Oh yeah Smile

(To some other guys: If this topic isn't worthy of being read by your majesties, don't read it Smile)

ivanx00

I can easily and with no hesitation beat Magnus Carlsen....at a pie eating contest!

Yosriv
ivanx00 wrote:

I can easily and with no hesitation beat Magnus Carlsen....at a pie eating contest!


                              

asmaaa

Yosriv ... you can beat all of champions right ?
I believe you but I can beat you hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Then Iam better than all of champions :)

goldendog

I was beating mein dog 3 of 5 times yet a passerby thought he was good!!!!

mrguy888
goldendog wrote:

I was beating mein dog 3 of 5 times yet a passerby thought he was good!!!!


How do you fare againts your human?

heinzie

I have won against Kasparov twice in a row, hahahaahahahahaha lolol

goldendog

In the chess, I cannot eat fish by feeling like a cannibal!!!

jerry2468

I have beaten every single person in the world in a simul. And I own a lifetime supply of waffles.

Yosriv

I sac'ed my king against Karpov but I won the game Laughing

beardogjones

I did not waste precious time on chess.com.

mrguy888

I BEATED GARY KASPEROV WITH TO MOVE CHECKMATE!!! TEEHEE!!!

ilikeflags

this thread is great.  i'm really gonna think hard on how i can improve it.