Your funniest lie :)

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5 years ago · Quote · #1
Yosriv

Tell us a funny lie about chess and/or chess players!

I begin:

I can beat Kasparov after opening a game against him with a4 and h4
5 years ago · Quote · #2
corpsporc

The previous post (presumably by a chess player) was the most hilarious thing I have read!
5 years ago · Quote · #3
Yosriv

corpsporc wrote:

The previous post (presumably by a chess player) was the most hilarious thing I have read!

What do you think of this one? (Come on guys, I don't wanna flood this topic alone lol)

I can play Kasparov, Karpov, Anand and Carlsen blindfolded and make them resign in 10 moves
5 years ago · Quote · #4
Yosriv

chubbychocobo wrote:

my contribution: "u guys are so funny."

Oh really?
5 years ago · Quote · #5
TheMouse2

my funniest lie:

yosriv is funny
5 years ago · Quote · #6
browni3141

I don't lie.
5 years ago · Quote · #7
asmaaa

Yosriv wrote:

corpsporc wrote:

The previous post (presumably by a chess player) was the most hilarious thing I have read!

What do you think of this one? (Come on guys, I don't wanna flood this topic alone lol)

I can play Kasparov, Karpov, Anand and Carlsen blindfolded and make them resign in 10 moves

Play against them at the same time ?? :))
5 years ago · Quote · #8
Yosriv

asmaaa wrote:

Play against them at the same time ?? :))

Oh yeah

(To some other guys: If this topic isn't worthy of being read by your majesties, don't read it )
5 years ago · Quote · #9
ivanx00

I can easily and with no hesitation beat Magnus Carlsen....at a pie eating contest!
5 years ago · Quote · #10
Yosriv

ivanx00 wrote:

I can easily and with no hesitation beat Magnus Carlsen....at a pie eating contest!
5 years ago · Quote · #11
asmaaa

Yosriv ... you can beat all of champions right ?
I believe you but I can beat you hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Then Iam better than all of champions :)
5 years ago · Quote · #12
goldendog

I was beating mein dog 3 of 5 times yet a passerby thought he was good!!!!
5 years ago · Quote · #13
mrguy888

goldendog wrote:

I was beating mein dog 3 of 5 times yet a passerby thought he was good!!!!

How do you fare againts your human?
5 years ago · Quote · #14
heinzie

I have won against Kasparov twice in a row, hahahaahahahahaha lolol
5 years ago · Quote · #15
goldendog

In the chess, I cannot eat fish by feeling like a cannibal!!!
5 years ago · Quote · #16
jerry2468

I have beaten every single person in the world in a simul. And I own a lifetime supply of waffles.
5 years ago · Quote · #17
Yosriv

I sac'ed my king against Karpov but I won the game
5 years ago · Quote · #18
beardogjones

I did not waste precious time on chess.com.
5 years ago · Quote · #19
mrguy888

I BEATED GARY KASPEROV WITH TO MOVE CHECKMATE!!! TEEHEE!!!
5 years ago · Quote · #20
ilikeflags

this thread is great. i'm really gonna think hard on how i can improve it.