signs that you don’t know how to play chess

MaximusHongTu
You move the queen over pawns
Azathot0

You play f3

Dreizzle

White queen mates with black King 

sid0049

You try to stalemate instead of checkmate.

ThebestA9player

You drive your king out into the open

ThebestA9player

You think that you must promote into a queen

Srimurugan108

That you don't have acumen enough to judge wiether that you have made a good opening for beginners try the French defence and how to defend this attack 

eric0022

9. You think that the goal of the game is to bring the king to the other side of the board.

eric0022

10. This happens.

 

 

 

11. Or this.

 

 

varelse1

You push a pawn to the eighth rank, and say KING ME!

RockerS1

I don't know how to play chess with four players

Dreizzle
eric0022 wrote:

10. This happens.

 

 

 

11. Or this.

 

 

That's a windmill tactic

Lc0_1

you play the latvian because you like pain and suffering

Felis_Domesticus

You move the pawn backwards.

Felis_Domesticus

You play 1.Nh4

Felis_Domesticus

When someone says check you think they’re asking for a check.

Felis_Domesticus

You move your king/queen/bishop/knight/rook/pawn off the board.

sid0049

You checkmate with your king

Felis_Domesticus

You promote your king into a queen.

SamEnrico
You never get accused of cheating xD