Oh. My. God.

Eat the fly

I hope my opponent ignores this threat...
I hope my opponent ignores this threat...
I hope my opponent ignores this threat...

5.Qxg4

crap.

Early queen moves are always blunders.

nice King Knight's Gambit 

Thanks! I sure do like gambits! 

King's Knight Accepted

You fell right into his trap, now he plays 5...Qh4!!

I think that sac should be refuted.

5...qxh4??? Thats terrible

Wonder if this actually was a famous opening...

It is now.

once i moved my queen early and i ate my opponent's children.  but it took me two years to do it.

Uh-oh, looks like flagsy is having another one of his periodic Cronus episodes.

next i'll be eating my own liver.  how's that for a mixed metaphor?

LOL

nothing like a brillant sac. to throw your opponent off your deep plan- o-o !

yeah, nothing

That's what people who make cheap threats against f2 deserve.