1000 signs you know a lot about chess

  • #1

    1. Your rating is 2000 or above.

  • #2

    2. Your name is Garry Kasparov.

  • #3

    3. Your name is Rybka.

  • #4

    5. You're a GM.

  • #5
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  • #6

    You solve "The Knight's Tour" in less than ten seconds. (whoops, you're supposed to only land on each square once. It's much harder that way.)

    http://www.borderschess.org/KnightTour.htm

  • #7

    Not again... These threads are popping up everywhere

  • #8

    Good!

  • #9

    10. You say you died

  • #10

    You beat Nakamura's Dutch defense using a queen sacrifice.

  • #11

    You solve problems of mate in 17 moves

  • #12

    You don't play because you've already calculated the outcome of all possible variations.

  • #13

    1000. You don't know how to count because you devoted all of your neurons toward chess.

  • #14

    15. You know what Elo ratings you need to become a CM, FM, IM, NM, or GM

  • #15

    16. You don't trade pieces at every chance you get.

  • #16

    samsch please do not tell me what I can and can not do.

  • #17

    You like to tell people that Bobby Fischer went to the same High School as Barbra Streisand and Niel Diamond

  • #18

    18. You say elmo fails

  • #19

    Sorry, the knight is supposed to only land on each square once.

  • #20

    Betterthanyou2 i did the knights tour in 63 moves!

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