1000 signs you know a lot about chess


  • 4 years ago · Quote · #1

    Akatsuki64

    1. Your rating is 2000 or above.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #2

    shengyi

    2. Your name is Garry Kasparov.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #3

    Kens_Mom

    3. Your name is Rybka.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #4

    overclockedapebrain

    5. You're a GM.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #5

    jumbomuffin224

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  • 4 years ago · Quote · #6

    betterthanyou2

    You solve "The Knight's Tour" in less than ten seconds. (whoops, you're supposed to only land on each square once. It's much harder that way.)

    http://www.borderschess.org/KnightTour.htm

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #7

    ker123

    Not again... These threads are popping up everywhere

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #8

    betterthanyou2

    Good!

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #9

    lukewang623

    10. You say you died

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #10

    beardogjones

    You beat Nakamura's Dutch defense using a queen sacrifice.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #11

    Aletool

    You solve problems of mate in 17 moves

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #12

    V_mongoliensis

    You don't play because you've already calculated the outcome of all possible variations.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #13

    corpsporc

    1000. You don't know how to count because you devoted all of your neurons toward chess.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #14

    y2721

    15. You know what Elo ratings you need to become a CM, FM, IM, NM, or GM

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #15

    CheckeredCat

    16. You don't trade pieces at every chance you get.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #16

    jumbomuffin224

    samsch please do not tell me what I can and can not do.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #17

    gregkurrell

    You like to tell people that Bobby Fischer went to the same High School as Barbra Streisand and Niel Diamond

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #18

    lukewang623

    18. You say elmo fails

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #19

    betterthanyou2

    Sorry, the knight is supposed to only land on each square once.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #20

    jumbomuffin224

    Betterthanyou2 i did the knights tour in 63 moves!


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