1. Your rating is 2000 or above.
2. Your name is Garry Kasparov.
3. Your name is Rybka.
5. You're a GM.
You solve "The Knight's Tour" in less than ten seconds. (whoops, you're supposed to only land on each square once. It's much harder that way.)
Not again... These threads are popping up everywhere
10. You say you died
You beat Nakamura's Dutch defense using a queen sacrifice.
You solve problems of mate in 17 moves
You don't play because you've already calculated the outcome of all possible variations.
1000. You don't know how to count because you devoted all of your neurons toward chess.
15. You know what Elo ratings you need to become a CM, FM, IM, NM, or GM
16. You don't trade pieces at every chance you get.
samsch please do not tell me what I can and can not do.
You like to tell people that Bobby Fischer went to the same High School as Barbra Streisand and Niel Diamond
18. You say elmo fails
Sorry, the knight is supposed to only land on each square once.
Betterthanyou2 i did the knights tour in 63 moves!