1000 signs you know a lot about chess

Akatsuki64

1. Your rating is 2000 or above.

shengyi

2. Your name is Garry Kasparov.

Kens_Mom

3. Your name is Rybka.

overclockedapebrain

5. You're a GM.

jumbomuffin224
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betterthanyou2

You solve "The Knight's Tour" in less than ten seconds. (whoops, you're supposed to only land on each square once. It's much harder that way.)

http://www.borderschess.org/KnightTour.htm

ker123

Not again... These threads are popping up everywhere

betterthanyou2

Good!

lukewang623

10. You say you died

beardogjones

You beat Nakamura's Dutch defense using a queen sacrifice.

Aletool

You solve problems of mate in 17 moves

V_mongoliensis

You don't play because you've already calculated the outcome of all possible variations.

corpsporc

1000. You don't know how to count because you devoted all of your neurons toward chess.

pie314271

15. You know what Elo ratings you need to become a CM, FM, IM, NM, or GM

CheckeredCat

16. You don't trade pieces at every chance you get.

jumbomuffin224

samsch please do not tell me what I can and can not do.

gregkurrell

You like to tell people that Bobby Fischer went to the same High School as Barbra Streisand and Niel Diamond

lukewang623

18. You say elmo fails

betterthanyou2

Sorry, the knight is supposed to only land on each square once.

jumbomuffin224

Betterthanyou2 i did the knights tour in 63 moves!