Once there was an old rancher who had spent his entire life building up this one ranch, his wife had died a few years back and he had two sons who were exactly identical twins who nobody could tell the difference between them, except for an old native American grandmother. One day the rancher fell ill and was dying, but he didn't know how to split the ranch between his two sons, so he decided that instead of giving each son half, he was going to give one son all, and one son nothing. So he decided that his sons would have a race, but the rule was whoever made it to the top of the hill last won, and got the entire ranch and all of their father's money. When the day had come the brothers were placed on their horses and neither started. Both of the brothers refused to start knowing that if they made it first then they would lose. So after they had both been sitting on their horses for a while, the old native American grandmother came and whispered five words into both of the brother's ears, immediately both of the brothers jetted up the hill, hoping to get to the top first. What did the grandmother say?
You are the other one
So close, but not close enough.
WRONG!!