Well I have a friend who stabbed his hand on his queen. His hand was bleeding quite badly but he insisted on playing on unlike his opponent who didn't
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thegreatauk wrote:
Well I have a friend who stabbed his hand on his queen. His hand was bleeding quite badly but he insisted on playing on unlike his opponent who didn't
Sounds gruesome. I have a friend who used to play correspondence chess in the mid '90s. He may or may not have did something bad. His name is O.J. Simpson
5005 drink too much apple cider before a tourney
5006 Go to a chess tournament in your army outfit and armed with guns because you were told chess is a war game.
5007 Fix cocain and take some LSD each time your opponent takes too much time.
5008 go into a deep think because you thought it was your opponents move and it was really your's and then you run out of time.
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5010. Post on this forum while playing chess.
5012: get caught cheating
5013: Gambits can be pretty mean
5014: ambitious queen sac
5015: commit suicide
5016: smash the door of the playing hall with your Toyota corolla
5017: forget to turn off your phone while going to the washroom
5018: put a sleeping pill in your opponents drink
5019: take off all the pieces and tell the arbiter that your opponent did it
5020: pour a glass of wine on your face
5021: attach a phone to your opponents pocket and turn up the sound so when it rings your opponent is kicked out of the tournament lol
5002 needs to be replaced, due to the following game. https://www.chess.com/live/game/2501138641?username=test_talker
I can find others if you'd like.
5000. Carve Mao Zedong's face into your Mongolian grandmother's apple pie