A Honest Reply _ Just 4 Fun


An Honest Reply

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? 
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday 

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? 
Customer: What other colors do you have? 

Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. 
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You 
see, I won't be of much help anyway!! 

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? 
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! 
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. 

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! 
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? 

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. 
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! 

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! 
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it. 

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! 
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

nice lol funny


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