A Honest Reply _ Just 4 Fun

CheSsie_BiRdie

An Honest Reply


 
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? 
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday 


Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? 
Customer: What other colors do you have? 

Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. 
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You 
see, I won't be of much help anyway!! 


Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? 
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
 


Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! 
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. 


Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! 
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? 


Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. 
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! 


Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! 
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it. 


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! 
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
  
Mastadonkilla6

nice lol funny

KnightPrince

creative replies :P

CheSsie_BiRdie

lol