can i become a GM in 30 days?

With a rating of 1250ish for everything except online, you could barely beat the medium players on this website, not even counting the people who only play in nationally ranked/international tournaments

I'm rated USCF 1320. What if I play in the open sections at tournaments and win some of them where the average rating in those sections are 2200?

A is possible with enough practice, or enough money.

B is possible with insane amounts of luck, equivalent to getting your three norms by playing random moves that happen to be Houdini's first choice by mere chance.

C is hard, but destroying the Earth is possible if you have the good connections.

D is possible :

Please don't show your utter ignorance it is shameful.You are simply disgracing every tittled player and the game itself. 

P.S Unless you have a device that can install houdini in your brain or u get on to a device that slows time down, what i said above is true

And everybody switch on troll alert for this forum

It's sorta like checkers, right?

Sure....GM title is all yours...Enjoy!

Similarly, I can currently run a six minute mile, what if I just run a four minute mile instead?

The beauty of this is its simplicity.  Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong.

Trolls are really beginning to lose their subtlety...

It's impossible to make GM in the next 30 days unless you already have two GM norms and are very close to 2500 FIDE already. There just aren't enough tournaments available! 

Apart from the technical difficulties of getting a brain transplant or living in the Matrix, it's impossible because there aren't any World Championship tournaments that qualify in the next month.

A person of your caliber should only need 2 weeks.

Aron, if you have the three norms and can prove that you will have a +2500 rating in the next rating update, you can claim the GM title even though it hasn't been confirmed yet. Such players are known as GM-elect. 

But of course, the OP had no thought of what it actually takes to become a GM. He has succeeded in creating 5 pages of responses. That was his real goal.

ahhhh, yes, calculating now, starting with US GM Norm tournaments, my qualifications needed to participate in those open sections, etc (US Open offering GM Norms ?)....giving hope to the hopeless patzers like myself with nothing better to do rite now........and no you can't (from scratch) in 30 days....maybe 1000 days....(and nights !....)

Lola, if you want GM norms, you probably don't want to play in an American open tournament. One of the qualifications for norms is that you face players from different national federations. It's a matter of luck whether you would get that in an open tournament, even the US Open. 

oh....hmmm....I was having a dreamy Friday........

Well, if it's in your shoes you can be im, so if it's in your brain...

So - this topic has been here for 8 weeks. Did you make it? Did you become a GM in 30 days? We are all dying to know!! We've been hoping and praying that you would do it - it would give us all hope! Please give us some good news!!!

To: SmyslovFan

But that means I get to travel !!........

Yes, let's start a new topic :

"How to get a GM title in 30 years ?"

How did Bobby Fischer become an IM in one day ?....or better, Was Bobby Fischer ever an IM ?....no google cheating either....