Do you think Gm should be changed to SGM



But then we'd also need BGM (BarelyGrandMaster), UGM (UberGrandMaster), SGMIJS (SoGrandMasterlyIt'sJustSick) and so on.
Tip Top Ultra Supreme Grandmaster of Grandmasters, Who Gives Pawn And Move, Wins Anyway. TTUGGWGPMWA
There's an extremely accurate rating system already in place. Anyone who wants to can see who the very best players are. Adding more titles never helps.

I think the Bishop should be renamed "Diagonally-Moving-Super-Pointy-Bishop".
Hmmmm...I dont know about that. By using the term "diagonally moving" You're not being "all inclusive" Those that identify as "horizontally moving" will be offended and feel left out.
Using the term "Super" will cause those with low esteem issues to feel left out. Again, you're not being "all inclusive"
"Pointy" is a no no too. It gives the illusion of danger. Pointy things can poke eyes out. Those with learning disabilities will feel left out.
"Bishop" can now also be labeled taboo, as it forces beliefs on people.
You're gonna have to come up with something else.
Yes, no need to be so offending to rooks and pawns. That would be breaking their safe space on the board. This is a no hate speech zone- or basically, if you say something I don't like, you must leave and be ostracized.



We already have a top 10. We already have a top 100. Saying you were top 10 in the world is impressive. Saying you played for the world championship is impressive. Saying you played in the Candidates Tournament is impressive. Saying you won the Chess Olympiad is impressive. Saying that you were 2700 is impressive.
What on EARTH do we need something else for? Why this need to put the FIDE Seal of Approval on something! It’s dumb.

Above GMs only a single person can hold a title of being World Champion. Generally you hear GM Magnus Carlsen, but when you say World Champion Magnus Carlsen, then you don’t need to add GM in it. Cuz it’s already known. Now people will say WC is not like GM, NM or any other title....yeah but you see WC and GM both are titles and we all know which one is better so....
I know I’m writing Crap.

But then we'd also need BGM (BarelyGrandMaster), UGM (UberGrandMaster), SGMIJS (SoGrandMasterlyIt'sJustSick) and so on.
Yes, I was thinking why SGM and not UGB (Uber GM).
And, while we're at it, why are females called Masters? Shouldn't they be Mistresses? (Wait, I think they already exist - just a different "game.")

This conveys all the information you need about how good the player was; indeed, it conveys more information than a useless stupid SGM title.