En passant and the double pawn opening
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So, I had a funny and awkward match with the father of one of my friends. He pushes his pawn, I en passant his ass, and he looks at me quite funny and says: I thought you could play chess? I look at my friend, look back at his dad and I say: that is en passant. It's French and translated it mea...WE ARE NOT IN FRANCE, my boy, he says with a smirk. Ok, i think, and beat his ass nevertheless. I don't want to play anymore, but he insists on the "right"of revenge. Ok, he's white. He moves the c pawn and f pawn at the same time 2 up and declares: when you lose a game and you play after as white, when using 2 different hands, and only when using 2 hands simultaneously.
I look at him, I look at my mate, he blushes and looks down, i turn to his dad and say: its a pitty you didn't know the triple pawn opening rule....needless to say i beat him again and thanked him for the game.
urk schrieb:
I once had a girlfriend who declared that the horsies looked sweet but the rest lacked in personality....
And this is why I hate playing beginners.
Also, they call knights "horses."
Supastan schrieb:
there are medals for this kind of thing? a medal would be nice
Cool story, bro. Did you want a medal or something?
However, we all try to use that lovely word of yours: "White is in zuzgz... zuwg... zrug... ehh, he has no moves".
Please see my article on en passant
https://www.chess.com/blog/VladimirHerceg91/using-en-passant-to-gain-a-mental-advantage