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Just a thought. Here in england, we were treated to the somewhat bizarre spectacle of Steve McClaren travelling to USA to see Beckham's last warm-up game against a team which included 2 former members of the Sex Pistols in midfield (it sounds too ridiculous, but it is a true fact).

Maybe the FA could get Malcolm McClaren to take over the job as England manager. They could biro out Steve's name on the business cards , saving enough money to fix the roof on our new national stadium, and just leave him to it!

Change the England strip to black bin liners and bondage gear, styled by Posh of course, and maybe get Johnny Rotten in as a midfield playmaker.

Training could include doing the double-Dutch for leg strength, and pogoing as practice for headers from free kicks. The England team are already adept at spitting so no problem there then.

I just hope that no FA officials see this, as they may well think it's a really good idea and act on it; then again , it probably is.

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ha ha good idea next there be gettin paul merson and robbie fowler to do the lines on the pitch, gazza to supply the refreshments and ian wright telling everyone how good his little boy is! only hope the fa dont dig up alf ramsey to give out team orders. wait a minute they did, hasnt he been in charge of england for the past 18 months?
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wayne79 wrote:  Giovanni_ wrote:

England 2:3 Croatia  Mclaren couldn't do nothing we are the best. Congratulations also to Russians.

 Proud to be Croat 


if croatia are so good how did macedonia beat you on saturday?


 I hear that the field was a mudpool. The Macedonians are probably just more used to the sticky conditions, man. But Croatia has a euro 2008 side that is looking better than the last tournaments. There's always the world cup.


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Giovanni_ wrote: Macedonia beat  because of weather.Mire destroyed Croatian game.But also when our players  heard on halftime that Izrael and Russia played 2:2 in that time we were on Euro and Croatian players played with 50% second half. We are the best! We are next European Champion!  I am very happy how we destroyed england.  

 Izrael and Russia played 2:2 ??? Izrael won 2:1...

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We should sack the whole of the FA. Give the job to me, I would sack all the high paid prima donna's we have in the team. Go out to all the small clubs we have where the passion, and pride for football still lives on. Then I build a National team, who would burn the socks off the rest of the world. (The way the home of football should).
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Sorry guys, a girl jumping in giving an opinion about football.
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did any one hear that klinnsmanns interested in the england job?
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any predictions on tonights match? i think it will be 3-0 to england
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England should win but the Swiss is not a bad team. Any slip ups and you could have a surprise result - I somehow feel a 1-1 draw.
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i have faith in capello i cant remember the last time an england manger lost his first came in charge
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England are the masters of under-achievement. Tonight's match is only a friendly so I expect Capello to do lots of experimentation, rotate the squad a bit. Do ya reckon Beckham will ever get his 100th cap? I don't think he will.


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yes i think he will but it will only be sub appereance
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queenie wrote: We should sack the whole of the FA. Give the job to me, I would sack all the high paid prima donna's we have in the team. Go out to all the small clubs we have where the passion, and pride for football still lives on. Then I build a National team, who would burn the socks off the rest of the world. (The way the home of football should).

Well bless ma cotton socks, did Fabio Capello, read my above statement, as he seems to be taking my advice, and pulling the prima donna's down a peg or two, even sugestting that the players should actually earn their place in the team. I Hope he does well.


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im sure he will be magnifico!
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You have to win!I bet some money at your victory!!!
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im cofident we will win tonight and go on to win the world cup aswell!