Favourite often-used excuse

  • #21

    My wife came in and got me all excited and I hit the wrong button.....

  • #22

    I was drunk & cannot remember anything so no point asking me ?

  • #23

    My old standby excuse: man i was about to really get ready to crush you , if i had not gotten CHECKMATED you would have been in real trouble !

                                    Laughing  Our favorite OTB excuse ! 

  • #24

    I couldn't tell the difference between the queen and the king.

  • #25

    When I get crushed early: "Unlike you I don't need to remember opening lines"

  • #26

    Bobby Fisher did not make excuses when he lost as a kid growing up in Brooklyn, He just started Crying !!  Cool

  • #27

    When I run out of time: "I made better moves earlier"

  • #28

    Mouse slip.

  • #29
    petitbonom wrote:

    Mouse slip.

    I have actually had that. But perhaps not as many times as I have claimed...

  • #30

    Chess? Oooohhh...I thought we were playing draughts!!

  • #31

    Oh baby oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ... YA ! What? I dropped a piece?! Sorry, someone Distracted me ...

  • #32

    i was calculating 10 moves ahead

  • #33

    I woulda won if coulda had white.

  • #34

    My dog ate my brain. Frown

  • #35

    "I saw that coming when I misclicked ten moves back. I just wanted to make sure that you could see it."

  • #36
    corpsporc wrote:

    "I saw that coming when I misclicked ten moves back. I just wanted to make sure that you could see it."

    Yup, I've heard that one before!

  • #37

    "I underestimated you." Heard it about a dozen time from one guy. Thrashed him mercilessly.

  • #38

    Being fairly honest I just say ''ooops'' ( but sometimes delay incase never seen... :)

  • #39

    Its not about winning or loseing, its about ghetting your king to the otheir side man.

  • #40

    At least you don't need an excuse when you lose to these kids at OTB tournys, They always provide me with one. I say congradulations on your victory young man, they say " Sorry i checkmated you Mr. but you really SUCK "  Laughing  LOL         

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