The American attitude, it will bring you anywhere in life...
my connection sucks
This new format didnt work right, It still has bugs, they moved a piece to the wrong space or you would have been in a lot more trouble than me...
I was just trying out a new opening variation
"its tuesday", works best when its not tuesday
I wanted to get away from the "book" lines, but i always land on some "Power" lines !!
I want to make this excuse in my next OTB game :-DDDD
"I almost swindled you"
"You moved the wrong piece and my brilliant plan went to crap"
Wife came in the room and I have a better offer than to play chess
"Siri did it!"
"But the other guy has a higher rating..."
And the most famous..."Lag."
I had a winning position but LOST ON TIME
"You must be a GM."
I'm still not used to this new site design.
Congratulations! You can move the mouse quicker
Last night I stayed at a Holiday Inn.
Let's see, what excuse would I use..."I forgot that 'Watson' is for Jeopardy!""I started with the second move of the combo.""Freaking adware!""Get out of my chess account, Junior!"
"She said she was on the pill!"
My kid stepped on my reading glasses.