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For you flags....your mouth looks dry
Didn't think someone with a 137 IQ would need this explained to them but water costs money, sleep normally requires a mattress or couch and women aren't likely to marry someone who lacks the basic necessities of life.
Your actually totally wrong there. Where I live water comes from a private-spring (enough to supply entire farm) & I do not pay a nickel or dime for it.
Additonally I do not pay to sleep, nor do I buy wives...
I'm growing tired of educating you.
Do you think maybe the fact that your property has a private spring for water increased its sales/rental price? Do ya think maybe the fact that you are able to sleep in a home increased its sales/rental price? Do ya think if you lacked shelter, food, water, etc., etc. that you would find a wife?
Are you sure you have a 137 IQ as you claimed? I think you added a digit somewhere lol
Clear now ?
No am afraid not. Very unclear..
The articulate & eloquent nature of your writing is beyond my comprehension I guess.
I never claimed to have an IQ that low...
For all this talk of the universal utility of money, it's amazing that these two can't buy a clue between them.
i feel like nemo is trying to have sex with me. earlier he said he likes to give it to me and now he's talking about putting phalic objects in my mouth. i wish he wasn't such a moron, i could feel flattered.
The recent trajectory of Western society would seem to suggest clues are too expensive for the general population to afford even one.
I'd be flatter flags but I'm not a homosexual. I know a few guys here who are too poor to pay attention to sound reasoning. The Hippo and I aren't who I was referring to...
Economies are real bad currently. They could aim for 1/4 clue & set attainable target ?
hmm double-acts, comedians etc, preaching to the world with nonsense.
there's no reason for you to feel flattered. you're the one who made the innuendos. but ok.
Yet here we are just giving them out freely.
I think we need a pretty gargantuan clue stimulus; economies will never recover whilst the population remains so stupefied.
True & lifting those segements of the population from stupefaction will be a challenge.
Nemo could set a good example & educate us all on the characteristics of eddy currents.
For all this talk of the universal utility of money, it's amazing that these two can't buy a clue between them. [+10 or more]
With citation to @Flags. It's time to call out the big guns.
Where's clifton when you need him?
BOBY FISCHER===NEVER DEFEATED
You really have to do something about those caps.
Are all your teeth capped, or something?
I was actually thinking of two different famous sayings related to offereing someone a coke...The first which I am utterly dissapointed I can't find anywhere, probably due to copyright laws, has a young man get schooled by an old man carrying his groceries in a little BBall. THe old man tells the kids at the end...have a coke your mouth looks dry
...Another one is the Eddy Murphy stand up lines where he is referring to Bill Cosby's clean "have a coke and smile " routine and Eddy was saying..."have a coke smile and shut the f_@K up"....
I thought you'd get the point, but it went way over your head as usual...
C'mon Plavin ! Been ages now. Lower-case man !!
( of course he was defeated :)
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