Give me any opening and I will play it in blitz.
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How about the Damiano Defence (as Black)...
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 f6
It's terrible!
I'm not sure whether 3.Bc4 or 3.Nxe5 is better, but I always play the latter in the hopes Black will take my Knight!
I've been trying this crazy opening for a while in bullet: 1...b6, 2...Bb7 3...c5, provided there is a pawn on d4. For example:
I know it is unsound, but it isn't as bad as Fried Fox or some other crazy suggestions that have been posted here.