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How to start a chess club at a brothel

  • #1

    I am sure it is similar to prison, but with less security and bars. What would be the best way to introduce chess and have clients return?

  • #2

    ...lolwut?

  • #3
    ChiefBroccoli wrote:

    I am sure it is similar to prison, but with less security and bars. What would be the best way to introduce chess and have clients return?

    That part you don't have to worry about. It's a brothel.

  • #4

    Typical Neanderthal thread.

  • #5

    Why though? Aren't brothels for creating intimate, and long lasting relationships with the opposite sex?

    It makes no sense to introduce this testosterone inducing sport to a place where you're trying to find your soul mate. Let's keep romance and Chess separate shall we? 

  • #6

    Innovative use of the clock would be my guess.  Arbitrations and court hearings have already begun using chess clocks in rare instances to prevent counsel from filibustering, and in a brothel, you would be allowed to punch the clock with parts of your body other than your hands.  Your move, tiger.  

  • #7

    More guesses:  insertable toys shaped like chess pieces, and branding "Knight takes Queen!  We'll beat your bishop for you!" 

  • #8
    kaynight wrote:

    Typical Neanderthal thread.

       ---   Neanderthals played Chess ? I had no idea   lol. Surprised

  • #9
    It wouldn't work in a brothel, as it's already full of Queens.
  • #10
    oregonpatzer wrote:

    More guesses:  insertable toys shaped like chess pieces, and branding "Knight takes Queen!  We'll beat your bishop for you!" 

    I actually had an idea to cast a whole chess set from platinum cure silicone. Body safety is important.

  • #11
    abtillerman wrote:

    Oh, mooooooooddddddddddsssssssssss!

    Love the sinner, hate the sin! We're trying to enrich minds.

  • #12

    Blitz in a brothel. Watch your clock.

  • #13

    When she says "Your flag is down" it's time to go home. 

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