Start by saying that you are going to join a hippie commune, give away all of your money, and move to Northern California.
Hey! That sounds like the story of my life - except I didn't intentionally give away all my money, nor did I ever get good enuff to become a professional chess player...oh well never mind...
Whereas I avoided hippie communes, spent all my money, and stayed in northern California.
By telephone or e-mail from a great distance.