x
Chess - Play & Learn

Chess.com

FREE - In Google Play

FREE - in Win Phone Store

VIEW

I'm so sad, so sad, I could cry

  • #1

    I'm a candidate master acc to uscf but they never make me one here, (OK I suck I'm only a candidate master based on norms while my rating is only 2049)

    I tried via the US Chess Federation Group here at chess.com (and provided real live name etcetera) but to no avail.

    Can I pretty please have the nice CM in front of my name - pretty please
    (what do I have to do - I'm making myself a fool already - is that enough)

    :-)

  • #2
    Do u need a tissue for your issue?
  • #3

    You'll get over it as soon as you find a nice girl.

  • #4

    Goetterfunken wrote:

    I'm a candidate master acc to uscf but they never make me one here, (OK I suck I'm only a candidate master based on norms while my rating is only 2049)

    I tried via the US Chess Federation Group here at chess.com (and provided real live name etcetera) but to no avail.

    Can I pretty please have the nice CM in front of my name - pretty please
    (what do I have to do - I'm making myself a fool already - is that enough)

    :-)

    You have to try via FIDE, I think.
  • #5
    Goetterfunken hat geschrieben:

    I'm a candidate master acc to uscf but they never make me one here, (OK I suck I'm only a candidate master based on norms while my rating is only 2049)

    I tried via the US Chess Federation Group here at chess.com (and provided real live name etcetera) but to no avail.

    Can I pretty please have the nice CM in front of my name - pretty please
    (what do I have to do - I'm making myself a fool already - is that enough)

    :-)

    This one should be easy: find a nice transgender law and abuse it.

    No need for surgery, no need to take hormones, just a little bit of crossdressing required and a claim that you are "transitioning".

     

    Soon, a beautiful WCM title can be yours.

  • #6

    In my case - they needed a year to verify happy.png
    So please be patient, as you always are wink.png

  • #7

    Are you a girl? I have two shoulders--you can have either.

  • #8

    The only USCF title recognized here is NM. And the US Chess club form is not used to verify titles, that is a whole different process.

     

    As soon as you become an NM or FIDE CM, you can get the title listed.

  • #9
    Goetterfunken wrote:

    I'm a candidate master acc to uscf but they never make me one here, (OK I suck I'm only a candidate master based on norms while my rating is only 2049)

    I tried via the US Chess Federation Group here at chess.com (and provided real live name etcetera) but to no avail.

    Can I pretty please have the nice CM in front of my name - pretty please
    (what do I have to do - I'm making myself a fool already - is that enough)

    :-)

     

    I can relate to what you are talking about a way.  I'm technically a Candidate Master (by USCF standards) based on norms (as indicated by http://www.uschess.org/msa/MbrDtlMain.php?12716851)  and the fact that I have a 2000 rating floor.   Although I don't have a CM right next to my name on here, I am not complaining about it.

  • #10

    Image is everything. Just ask Andre Agassi when he had a shiny dome and wore a rug down his back wink.png

  • #11
    WilliamJohnB wrote:
    Goetterfunken wrote:

    I'm a candidate master acc to uscf but they never make me one here, (OK I suck I'm only a candidate master based on norms while my rating is only 2049)

    I tried via the US Chess Federation Group here at chess.com (and provided real live name etcetera) but to no avail.

    Can I pretty please have the nice CM in front of my name - pretty please
    (what do I have to do - I'm making myself a fool already - is that enough)

    :-)

     

    I can relate to what you are talking about a way.  I'm technically a Candidate Master (by USCF standards) based on norms (as indicated by http://www.uschess.org/msa/MbrDtlMain.php?12716851)  and the fact that I have a 2000 rating floor.   Although I don't have a CM right next to my name on here, I am not complaining about it.

     

    How did you get the 2000 rating floor? The USCF title system doesn't provide floors on its own. Did you win a lot of money in an U2000 section of a tourney?

  • #12

    Goetterfunken escribió:

    I'm a candidate master acc to uscf but they never make me one here, (OK I suck I'm only a candidate master based on norms while my rating is only 2049)

    I tried via the US Chess Federation Group here at chess.com (and provided real live name etcetera) but to no avail.

    Can I pretty please have the nice CM in front of my name - pretty please
    (what do I have to do - I'm making myself a fool already - is that enough)

    :-)

    O.o
  • #13

    If you are a candidate master in real life why you care so much about having that title here too? 

     

    I will tell you a secret, 99.5% of us do not care at all how good or bad of a chess player you are.  

  • #14

    Prolly cause he wants free stuff.

  • #15

    What free stuff? 

    Videos and unlimited tactics trainer? LOL there are tons of free material (Included tactics and videos) on the Internet. And it is extremely easy to find them. 

     

    I think his reason is just pride, to feel kinda important because he has a "title" next to his name. 

  • #16

    *shrug* That's my guess. Now go be a (naughty word) elsewhere.

  • #17
    wanmokewan escribió:

    *shrug* That's my guess. Now go be a (naughty word) elsewhere.

     

    No. I will be wherever I want.

    If you don't like it then you are the one who can go elsewhere. 

  • #18
    Martin_Stahl wrote:
    WilliamJohnB wrote:
    Goetterfunken wrote:

    I'm a candidate master acc to uscf but they never make me one here, (OK I suck I'm only a candidate master based on norms while my rating is only 2049)

    I tried via the US Chess Federation Group here at chess.com (and provided real live name etcetera) but to no avail.

    Can I pretty please have the nice CM in front of my name - pretty please
    (what do I have to do - I'm making myself a fool already - is that enough)

    :-)

     

    I can relate to what you are talking about a way.  I'm technically a Candidate Master (by USCF standards) based on norms (as indicated by http://www.uschess.org/msa/MbrDtlMain.php?12716851)  and the fact that I have a 2000 rating floor.   Although I don't have a CM right next to my name on here, I am not complaining about it.

     

    How did you get the 2000 rating floor? The USCF title system doesn't provide floors on its own. Did you win a lot of money in an U2000 section of a tourney?

    Yes.  I won $1400 in the U2000 section in the 2005 Atlantic Open years ago when I was just a teenager.

  • #19

    Ah, that explains it happy.png

  • #20

    waaaaaaa....

Top

Online Now