Is my oppenent allowed to throw salt at me?

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samtoyousir
AKAL1 wrote:

The asalter is charged with buttery in the first degree

Wow, that's a bit of a stretch... XD

Till_98

We dont need machinery, what we need is kindness and gentleness. Without these qualitys life will be violent and all will be lost. Lets start the revolution.

samtoyousir
Till_98 wrote:

We dont need machinery, what we need is kindness and gentleness. Without these qualitys life will be violent and all will be lost. Lets start the revolution.

Right??!? I'm totes with you, dude. But we can start with ending this salt throwing. MY cry was never heard. I still presist. Without this handicap, I'm sure I could be 2200 easy.

Till_98

Without this handicap I would be at least 3400 Blitz and something like 4800 online I guess..

samtoyousir

I believe it, we'd probably all go up a solid 400-500 points at least.

AKAL1

A salted 400 points, not a solid 400 points

guydeguy

I know a peanut who was injured. He was a salted.

AKAL1

Musta been a nutter. Was he cooked or roasted?

ivandh

I hope his attacker shelled out for the medical bills.

blueemu

There was a German master... can't recall his name... who was in the habit of resigning by sweeping all the pieces off the board and smashing his opponent over the head with the wooden chessboard.

Seven times in one tournament!

You would think that his opponents would start showing up for the game wearing those spikey German helmets... Pikelhaubes?

samtoyousir
guydeguy wrote:

I know a peanut who was injured. He was a salted.

Good thing he survived. No he's a seasoned vetaren.

Superqueen500

It's the vampire gambit accepted. A last resort tactic to save the game. It seems to be ineffective on you, so don't worry.

samtoyousir

Okay phew! XD

AKAL1

Yay! Epic Bump!

TheElementalMaster

Yay! I hate bumps! Even though this wasn't really a bump! Yay!

The_Ghostess_Lola
AKAL1 wrote:

The asalter is charged with buttery in the first degree

Kinda (pop)corny.

AKAL1

No, just a bit seasoned (or aged)

MuhammadAreez10

Or spiced; or t(w)eened!

TheElementalMaster

@AKAL1

Is your name a LoL refrence?

Trykite

trololol