We dont need machinery, what we need is kindness and gentleness. Without these qualitys life will be violent and all will be lost. Lets start the revolution.
Is my oppenent allowed to throw salt at me?

We dont need machinery, what we need is kindness and gentleness. Without these qualitys life will be violent and all will be lost. Lets start the revolution.
Right??!? I'm totes with you, dude. But we can start with ending this salt throwing. MY cry was never heard. I still presist. Without this handicap, I'm sure I could be 2200 easy.

There was a German master... can't recall his name... who was in the habit of resigning by sweeping all the pieces off the board and smashing his opponent over the head with the wooden chessboard.
Seven times in one tournament!
You would think that his opponents would start showing up for the game wearing those spikey German helmets... Pikelhaubes?

I know a peanut who was injured. He was a salted.
Good thing he survived. No he's a seasoned vetaren.
The asalter is charged with buttery in the first degree
Wow, that's a bit of a stretch... XD