Jokes

The  Irish Christening.   Paddy’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.. After being in a coma for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby.   The doctor replied  ‘Ma’am, you had twins… a boy and a girl.  The babies are fine. However they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately – so your brother Paddy came in and named them.’   The woman thinks to herself  Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother he’s a fecking clueless idiot! Expecting the worse, she asks the doctor ‘Well, what’s my daughter's name?’   ‘Denise’  says the doctor.  The new mother is somewhat relieved.  ‘Wow, that’s a really beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother.  She thought, 'I  really like Denise.’   Then she asked,  ‘What’s the boy’s name?’ The doctor replies ‘ Denephew.’