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  • #481
    FBloggs wrote:
    darthion wrote:

    Let's hope not.

    Shut up and stop whispering. This ain't no damned library.

    Wrong. This is the library FOR the damned.

  • #482
    darthion wrote:
    FBloggs wrote:
    darthion wrote:

    Let's hope not.

    Shut up and stop whispering. This ain't no damned library.

    Wrong. This is the library FOR the damned.

    It's about time you earned your keep around here. Post a joke or something, for Pete's sake.

  • #483
    FBloggs wrote:
    darthion wrote:
    FBloggs wrote:
    darthion wrote:

    Let's hope not.

    Shut up and stop whispering. This ain't no damned library.

    Wrong. This is the library FOR the damned.

    It's about time you earned your keep around here. Post a joke or something, for Pete's sake.

    That...was a joke.

  • #484
    darthion wrote:
    FBloggs wrote:
    darthion wrote:
    FBloggs wrote:
    darthion wrote:

    Let's hope not.

    Shut up and stop whispering. This ain't no damned library.

    Wrong. This is the library FOR the damned.

    It's about time you earned your keep around here. Post a joke or something, for Pete's sake.

    That...was a joke.

    Not a French joke! I meant an American joke. You know, the kind that's funny. Since we're sort of allies, I'll help you out. Come up with something like the following:

  • #485

    Q:  What did the father buffalo say to his son as he left for school?

    A:  Bye, son.

  • #486

    Q:  Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?

    A:  He thought it was lyin'.

  • #487

    Q:  What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?

    A:  An udder failure.

  • #488

    I can't believe everybody except darthion called in sick today! Just my luck. I like it when he calls in sick. We get more accomplished.  meh.png

  • #489

    Oh I know what you folks are thinking. "Come on, Bloggs! You're not foolin' anybody with those stupid jokes. You're just posting them in an attempt to get the thread to 500 posts."

  • #490

    Yeah? Well, so what?! But that's not my only reason for posting jokes. So there! The other reason is to get the thread on the prestigious Hot Topics list.  wink.png

  • #491

    Am I a marketing genius or what!? Number two on the Hot Topics list. Oh man! When the people see that, this place is going to be like Best Buy on Black Friday!

  • #492

    Number one now! I'd better get out of the way so I don't get trampled by the herd that's no doubt heading here.

  • #493

    Actually it is quite on topic as this is a satirical thread  (woops, now everybody knows!) and the side topic is satirical magazines.

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