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practical advice for improvement
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"step 2.have your profile picture be of a very sexy woman. pretend you are female. ..... wait 8 seconds..... and .. . tada!! 100 times as many people want to help you improve now. 
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I'm just wondering if your user-name is spelt correctly. 
i believe he is right about the second suggestion.........
Mar 22, 2010
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#6
jarkov wrote:
many new players ask "how can I improve the quickest on chess.com?"
there are 2 steps, one very easy and one lesser known, but very important
step 1.tactics (obviously) chesstempo.com is fine
step 2.have your profile picture be of a very sexy woman. pretend you are female. ..... wait 8 seconds..... and .. . tada!! 100 times as many people want to help you improve now.
Would you give me a lesson or two? Please! 
Natalia_Pogonina wrote:
jarkov wrote:
many new players ask "how can I improve the quickest on chess.com?"
there are 2 steps, one very easy and one lesser known, but very important
step 1.tactics (obviously) chesstempo.com is fine
step 2.have your profile picture be of a very sexy woman. pretend you are female. ..... wait 8 seconds..... and .. . tada!! 100 times as many people want to help you improve now.
Would you give me a lesson or two? Please!
No problem... your place or mine? 
Natalia_Pogonina wrote:
jarkov wrote:
many new players ask "how can I improve the quickest on chess.com?"
there are 2 steps, one very easy and one lesser known, but very important
step 1.tactics (obviously) chesstempo.com is fine
step 2.have your profile picture be of a very sexy woman. pretend you are female. ..... wait 8 seconds..... and .. . tada!! 100 times as many people want to help you improve now.
Would you give me a lesson or two? Please!
LOL
PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
Natalia_Pogonina wrote:
jarkov wrote:
many new players ask "how can I improve the quickest on chess.com?"
there are 2 steps, one very easy and one lesser known, but very important
step 1.tactics (obviously) chesstempo.com is fine
step 2.have your profile picture be of a very sexy woman. pretend you are female. ..... wait 8 seconds..... and .. . tada!! 100 times as many people want to help you improve now.
Would you give me a lesson or two? Please!
No problem... your place or mine?
Whats this "your place or mine" don't argue about it
I've had actress Kate Beckinsale's Underworld picture as my avatar for a year or two, I haven't been offered free lessons at all!!! And she's the sexiest women of the year according to Esquire.
Must be something wrong with chess players not to offer me lessons...
Of course the nickname I have, my occupation, and my name might make them think I'm tranny. But I'm not!
I should definitely fix the profile, maybe I'm Jessica, a biologist/actress, who likes to take long walks on the beach and since she owns a small company she likes to think of herself as an executive, hence the name execute...
HDen wrote:
PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
Natalia_Pogonina wrote:
jarkov wrote:
many new players ask "how can I improve the quickest on chess.com?"
there are 2 steps, one very easy and one lesser known, but very important
step 1.tactics (obviously) chesstempo.com is fine
step 2.have your profile picture be of a very sexy woman. pretend you are female. ..... wait 8 seconds..... and .. . tada!! 100 times as many people want to help you improve now.
Would you give me a lesson or two? Please!
No problem... your place or mine?
Whats this "your place or mine" don't argue about it
I stand corrected.
Mar 23, 2010
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#12
eXecute wrote:
I've had actress Kate Beckinsale's Underworld picture as my avatar for a year or two, I haven't been offered free lessons at all!!! And she's the sexiest women of the year according to Esquire.
Must be something wrong with chess players not to offer me lessons...
Of course the nickname I have, my occupation, and my name might make them think I'm tranny. But I'm not!
I should definitely fix the profile, maybe I'm Jessica, a biologist/actress, who likes to take long walks on the beach and since she owns a small company she likes to think of herself as an executive, hence the name execute...
lol. Make sure you include some bikini photos in your album, be nice and cozy in the forums and chess com will never be the same for you. 
philidor_position wrote:
eXecute wrote:
I've had actress Kate Beckinsale's Underworld picture as my avatar for a year or two, I haven't been offered free lessons at all!!! And she's the sexiest women of the year according to Esquire.
Must be something wrong with chess players not to offer me lessons...
Of course the nickname I have, my occupation, and my name might make them think I'm tranny. But I'm not!
I should definitely fix the profile, maybe I'm Jessica, a biologist/actress, who likes to take long walks on the beach and since she owns a small company she likes to think of herself as an executive, hence the name execute...
lol. Make sure you include some bikini photos in your album, be nice and cozy in the forums and chess com will never be the same for you.
the photo is a good start, now change your name from "james a" to something like "cherry poppins" and youre good to go
many new players ask "how can I improve the quickest on chess.com?"
there are 2 steps, one very easy and one lesser known, but very important
step 1.tactics (obviously) chesstempo.com is fine
step 2.have your profile picture be of a very sexy woman. pretend you are female. ..... wait 8 seconds..... and .. . tada!! 100 times as many people want to help you improve now.