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I thought if I just kept quiet some fools would produce more excessively ignorant comments. Regardless, I can't sympathize with the most recent contributors, I cannot even empathize. Maybe you guys think of yourselves as a bunch of comedians. You could try walking through the ghetto griping about your hardships and see how comical it is. If you do that let me know how it works out for you. And if you do attempt such a thing I can only hope you won't be so excessively ignorant as to bring some women for protection hoping they'll fight your battles for you. That would be unfortunate and excessively ignorant.
You're excessively unempathetic then?
Wrong. Just selectively so.
This is earthquake weather.
Actually weather does relate to earthquakes. The earth is composed of a molten core on which floats stone plates. These plates move around and sometimes crash together creating earthquakes. The plates are held more or less stable by the weight of icebergs, such as the ones on high mountain tops. When these icebergs melt, as during a period of global warming, the plates become less stable and crash together more often. Hence your statement is not as ridiculous as you may have intended. I hate to be a know it all but I do happen to be a genius.
Already knew all that but did not wish to appear excessively brainy.
You think you had 'er rough? Growin up we skinned fleas for their hides.
I was almost certain bigpoison would produce more comments of a similar nature. Come on, you'll have to try a little a harder. I wasn't even impressed when the guy who moved in next door to me made a remark about the Klan abducting me. All I could think was: As if those fools in the KKK would have the... stones to face me, and all I could do was laugh.
He told you the truth. What else do you need? Hardship is what it is.
You're very scary. You're, probably, the toughest guy I've never met.
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