This is very funny.
teacher_1's LESSON #1
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Dec 3, 2009
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#43
teacher_1 wrote:
You seem to be reading between the lines, looking for something (hoping) for something that is NOT there.
... as in something of substance and merit?
Dec 3, 2009
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#44
Manufactured PASSION is better than boring forum posts on resigning, vacation time and cheating.
Bring it on, I say!
What's in a CapItAl or tWo?
If there's a trophy for trying hardest to create something least worth reading, the OP deserves it.
According to the GE and teacher's comments, 1.Na3 should always be played as it has the highest win percentage for white. Am I not right teacher_1?
http://www.chess.com/explorer/
Dec 3, 2009
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#47
erik wrote:
he doesn't know that it's 1. d4, not 1.D4!!!
he doesn't know that 1. d4 is the queen's pawn opening, not the queen's gambit.
but you have to credit him for his manufactured passion!
Anyway to confirm a relationship between teacher_1 and cheater_1. Because teacher_1 seems to be much less mentally acute.
Dec 3, 2009
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#48
AnthonyCG wrote:
ichabod801 wrote:
Nytik wrote:
ichabod801 wrote:
Nytik wrote:
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Mark Twain may have been the great American author, but Samuel Clemens didn't known spit about math.
It's lucky he wasn't the one who coined the phrase, then.
It's still a stupid phrase. Statistics don't lie. It's just that people who don't understand statistics are easily lied to by people who misrepresent them.
Statistics don't lie, but people do.
stats don't kill people, people kill people.
1. d4 is worthless, since black could play Nh5 and have a 100% chance of winning.
kingwangthegreat wrote:
1. d4 is worthless, since black could play Nh5 and have a 100% chance of winning.
Not unless both players have been drinking 'shroom tea.
Obvious troll is obvious.
o.O Why does teacher_1 fail to copy cheater's good grammar skills? There's an error in literally every post...
teacher_1 wrote:
Hello chess.com members!!! Thanks for taking the time to participate in LESSON #1: STARTING OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT.
Woah, woah, woah, stop right there...
Im left-handed, so I would start on the LEFT foot.
I did enjoy the post though, thank you.
But then your left foot is actually your right, (as in correct) foot.
Dec 3, 2009
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#55
PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
kingwangthegreat wrote:
1. d4 is worthless, since black could play Nh5 and have a 100% chance of winning.
Not unless both players have been drinking 'shroom tea.
LOL!! .. Now that is a game of chess I would like to watch! =) .. New rule for FIDE.. Each player has to take a drug before begining the game, and in the end each player has to guess what drug the other player was on..
You must mean Narcotic. I mean... tylenol is a drug.
Dec 5, 2009
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#58
bondiggity wrote:
Anyway to confirm a relationship between teacher_1 and cheater_1. Because teacher_1 seems to be much less mentally acute.
That's serious investigation and deep research. I could not detect the mental acuity in either.
Both have litterered their posts with errors so fundamental that it is evident that neither is more than a beginner in the areas he claims expertise, and is probably a student in a middle school somewhere.
The return of Cheater_1 ! -- Damn he's good...if they gave troll ratings he's Kasparov: a 2800+ rated troll... he's got Eric responding to his troll posts with his first thread.
Anyone who wants to learn how trolling is done you've come to the right thread.
If I am spotted responding to Cheater/teaCher 1 in the future I would like to be euthanized mercifully rather than be forced live on, without dignity, in a brain-dead state.
Gert-Jan wrote:
I think that chess players should feel convenient with both sides so I would say: practise both sides because you cannot always play white.
I agree with Nytik, A player wins a game because he know's and sees what he must play not because he chooses an openingsmove that has winning statistics.
100% correct
he doesn't know that it's 1. d4, not 1.D4!!!
he doesn't know that 1. d4 is the queen's pawn opening, not the queen's gambit.
but you have to credit him for his manufactured passion!